Sundress? I thought it was a coat of armor…

Long Calico Summer Ladies Dresses Exclusive OldGlory Womens Apparel Merchandise

Are you looking for a nice sundress to wear this summer? Well, if you are, you’re looking at the wrong dress because this is just about the ugliest dress in the history on sundresses; if you can even categorize it as a sundress.

First of all, the color is just hideous. I mean, maybe if you’re trying to frolic in the forest and blend in with nature it would be a good choice. The color is just not attractive. Just the opposite, it’s dull and depressing.

Secondly, the fabric is thick and dragging. During times of nice weather, you don’t want to wear heavy fabrics. You should be wearing light and airy materials that flow well. This dress does not floooooow. No way. It droops instead.

The worst part about this dress is the design/layout. The vertical sections of solid green, then the ugly pattern, then solid green, all the way around are just so wrong. Hands down the worst creation ever. Whoever made this dress probably thought they were being original. Original, yes, but not in a good way. If you want to design something different, something that isn’t being shown on the market today, at least make it flattering. This dress is originally grotesque.

Item: Long Calico Summer Ladies Dresses Exclusive OldGlory Womens Apparel Merchandise
Price: $42.95
Rating: 0 out of 5
Pros: You have the chance of looking like the jolly green giant!
Cons: Fabric, design, color. Basically everything.

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