I’d be tempted to say that “I hate iTunes” if I didn’t use it so much. Same goes for my iPod and my impressively large…MP3 collection (if only that size mattered). It’s not that I dislike the software or that I have some irrational qualm with music files. It boils down to the sheer fact that these mediums destroy the concept of “the album.”

Pagoda Pavillion of S. China EE550

Having a pet fish can be fun, or really boring.  The way to spice up your fish’s life is not by giving it spicy food.  No, you must think of its needs.  They need toys in their tank to keep themselves amused.

This Chinese Pagoda is a fabulous way for entertaining both you and your fish.  This pagoda is a great design for fish because of the many openings at the bottom.  The fish will swim in and out of the openings all day, in a graceful manner, and you will stare at this flowing, continuous, never-ending movement.  See, amusing for both parties.

Terracotta Solar Cascading Fountain in Falling Purple Glaze - Outdoor Garden or Indoor

The soft, gentle flow of water trickles down, down, down.  Continuous and comforting sounds add a sense of serenity to your garden.

If you close your eyes, lay back, and let yourself relax, this five part fountain will send you to a place of peace and harmony.  If you can manage to find some alone time, without the kids or the barking dog, it is then that you will appreciate these soothing sounds.

Rock ‘n Teeter Fun Float

A seesaw in your pool…what a concept. Probably the most inventive floating device ever invented. Adds tons more fun to your pool playtime experience. Why go to the playground when you can bring the playground to you?

This blow up seesaw is fun for everyone in the pool, not just the people who are using it at the time. When the seesaw is in use, it creates great waves in the pool, generating an ocean effect for everyone else.

Long Calico Summer Ladies Dresses Exclusive OldGlory Womens Apparel Merchandise

Are you looking for a nice sundress to wear this summer? Well, if you are, you’re looking at the wrong dress because this is just about the ugliest dress in the history on sundresses; if you can even categorize it as a sundress.

First of all, the color is just hideous. I mean, maybe if you’re trying to frolic in the forest and blend in with nature it would be a good choice. The color is just not attractive. Just the opposite, it’s dull and depressing.

Hot Diggity Dog

Does your dog crave attention all the time? Will he do anything for some love and affection?

Well, if you put him in this getup, old Buster is bound to turn heads. I mean really, who can resist a cute dog dressed up as a hot dog? It’s brilliant!

Even though hot dogs are not actually made from dogs, the fact that the word dog is in the name makes this costume so hilarious. So I’m telling you, your dog can be the life of the park wearing the “Hot Diggity Dog” costume. The other dogs might be weirded out, but this is really for amusing humans, not dogs.

LeapStart Learning Table

Growing and learning is a crucial period for babies and toddlers. It is a time of discovering and experimenting. Buying the right toys for your little ones can really affect the person he/she becomes. If you start early in the learning process, your child will have a better chance of understanding concepts and gaining decent learning techniques.

I gotta admit, LeapStart Learning Table is so fun, that even a 20-year-old like me is amused by it. There are so many things to press, spin, and pull.

Butterflies Kit

Mommy, will you buy me a pet butterfly? I love them, they are so pretty and graceful, just like me, right? (said with a big, loving smile)

The reality is that moms can’t buy their children butterflies because they are simply not for sale in any pet store I know of. Butterflies are too free-spirited to act as pets. They would never be happy sitting in a cage all day, indoors, with no space to fly.

So how do you respond to such a request? Well, there is a solution. Instead of buying a real butterfly, why don’t you make your own?

Skechers Fritters

Braking my back wearing high heel shoes is my favorite thing to do. Just walking down the street wearing such shoes gives me confidence and a feeling of sexiness, except when I trip because the shoes are hard to walk in. Trip ups are bound to happen and not sexy in the least. You get home at the end of the day and can’t wait to get those shoes off. The straps are tight, digging into your skin like a cat clawing into you times 8 hours worth. You soak your feet in the bathtub, give yourself an extensive foot massage, and pray for the day when high heels are made comfy. Reality check: never gonna happen.

MIU France Stainless Steel Bar Tool Set

Are you ever frustrated by the overpriced cocktails that they serve at bars? For me, the weekends are just killing my wallet. It takes at least 30 bucks just to get tipsy these days! And you’d think if bars are charging 7, 8 dollars a drink, they’d at least give you a heavy pour. Wrong! Well I’ll tell you one thing, if the bartenders are trying to get a decent tip outta me, they better give me my money’s worth! Honestly, I figured out that drinking at home is a lot more cost effective. I like the fancy bar drinks though. So, this bar tool set really works for me. It’s every bar accessory you need to make great-tasting drinks AND you’ll get drunk at half the price!